Get up at the crack of dawn
Bid farewell to my dream
Looking for the girl of my dreams
Lady-luck is with me today
l see someone charming
l feel wonderful
The beautiful clouds
bring me confidence
The sea breeze blows away my sadness
l feel like the clouds
The illusions become real
l`ll remember the beauty
No matter how naive
The feeling is real
Looking for the girl of my dreams
Lady Luck is with me today
May your dreams come true
A good match hard to come by
The lady by the sea
is waiting for me
The sea breeze blows away my sadness
l feel like the clouds
She`s pretty
How can l meet her?
Hi Miss, how are you?
That`s so stupid!
l`ll work out with her
What if l can`t follow?
How embarrassing!
Right, l`ll ask her where l can get a burger
She`ll think l`m stingy
Oh, that`d be even worse!
Let`s take a break, l wouldn`t want you to tire out
How`d you like to have a hamburger?
Oh, sure! l`d love that
Come on!
Maybe we can take in a movie later on
Okay, that`s great!
Morning, Dad!
Your Mom is looking for you
l better hide!
Where are you going?
Downstairs!
Wait!
We`re meeting Auntie Chen for lunch
l`m not feeling well
That`s what you always say
We`re meeting Auntie Zhu for tea
And Auntie Huang`s niece for dinner
And Auntie Li`s niece too
Don`t make me go on these blind dates
lt`s such a bother!
Pick one and l`ll bother you no more!
l`ll do that right now
Wait!
What?
l found this today
Do you still want it?
Lolanto?
Remember him, Dad?
He was always picking on you
He must be doing great now
He has many girlfriends in Hong Kong
He has such a way with girls
l wasn`t so bad myself
Too bad you`re nothing like me!
l don`t know why
l get hiccups when l meet a girl l like
Back then
Lolanto was always stealing your girlfriends
Yes!
Why don`t you learn from him?
That`s true!
Chen Li Pin
Call me Li
l forgot you hate your name!
Get in!
Hawaii is beautiful
Sure!
This is downtown Hawaii
People don`t work around here
They just sunbathe
That`s my kind of life
Here`s the marina club
Almost everyone owns a yacht
That`s too much!
Hi
Grannies in bikinis!
Here`s the famous Waikiki Beach
You`ll find all the babes here
All these babes
will keep me very busy
Let`s go to the hotel first!
This is fun!
Wrong room!
No! This is your room!
You`re joking!
You paid for my trip
Why get me a room like this?
You`re crazy!
lt`s my Dad`s money!
By the way
What does your father do?
He runs a restaurant in Chinatown?
He`s in the oil business
Soya sauce?
No!
Peanut oil?
Olive oil?
Petroleum
Selling petroleum gas in Hawaii?
Not just that
He`s in the petroleum business
Oil wells?
Not very many
Just a few in Texas
He`s very rich?
Not really!
Just several billion
He owns this hotel
and Chen`s Enterprise in Hong Kong
Why didn`t you tell me?
Why should l?
You`re my friend
What? l`m just your friend?
l treat you like a sworn brother
l came all the way to ask for your help!
Tell me the problem
My parents want me to get married
They arrange blind dates for me
l hate that
Do you want a wife?
l want someone l like
You know me
l freeze when l see a girl
Especially someone l really like
l tend to get hiccups
You want to learn the way with girls?
You can count on me
Kill me if you don`t succeed in 3 days
You speak English, you meet a French girl
You speak French then you meet a Japanese
That`s why you should use body language
Body language?
Watch this
That`s gross!
What? l`m saying...
May l buy you ice cream?
Pretty!
Watch this!
Hi
Hurry!
Run!
Split up!
ls she Japanese or Hawaiian?
l`ll try body language
No!
Excuse me, this is my towel!
Sorry!
Don`t go!
We`re destined to meet
Are you from Hong Kong?
Can you speak Cantonese?
l`m from Hong Kong
lf you don`t speak Cantonese
We can speak English
She smiled at me!
Sorry!
Didn`t you want to take pictures?
Why are you here?
l ran into someone gross
l ran into a pervert!
People are so disgusting
Let`s stay in
You`ll be an old maid if you keep this up!
You`re afraid to look at men!
The more annoying they are
the more you should play tricks on them
l`m not like you
You had boyfriends at 13
Who told you to go to an all-girls school?
Do you use this mask?
lt`s good. Want to try?
Long hair, beautiful...thank you
Here`s the guest list
How can you find her from this long list?
l`ll call them one by one
What`s all that noise?
Shut up...
Turn it down, they`re complaining!
So what? lt`s still early!
They`re ignoring me! l`m going over there!
Don`t start a fight!
People act tough these days!
lsn`t that the same?
You have to look tough
And talk tough
Look at me, how can l?
Come!
You better knock on the door!
You have no guts!
Go on! Knock!
l...
What is it?
We`re from next door, bitch!
We can`t stand you!
You better speak in Chinese
Even better!
What the hell is all that noise?
What of it?
How do you say fix?
`MOVE`
l`ll move you!
The gross guy l saw
is the tall one!
The pervert l saw
is the short one!
We had the mask on
They didn`t recognize us!
Let`s play a trick on them
Damn! l had such a nice nose!
She almost flattened it!
l told you not to play tough
They`re tougher than you!
That`s because l was being nice
Sure!
My darling!
We`ve been looking for you!
Really?
Looking for us?
Sit down!
How did you find us?
That`s easy
We asked for the 2 handsome Chinese guys
They told us to come here!
What can we do for you?
We need some company
That`s why we`re here!
You couldn`t have found anyone better!
Hawaii is my second home
Just look at my shirt!
But this is your first visit!
Shut up!
l`ll show you around tomorrow
We`ll go somewhere heavenly
Did you put sleeping pills in the juice?
The whole pack
Here they come!
Anything to drink? l`m thirsty!
Here!
Thanks!
What about you? Aren`t you thirsty?
No!
Why aren`t you drinking?
l`m not thirsty either
Then don`t waste it!
There`s more!
Great!
l`m really not thirsty!
Drink...
Thanks
What`s with him?
You`ll know after you drink this
Really?
Drink up!
l don`t understand!
Finish it first!
But l still don`t get it!
We spiked the juice!
You look like a zebra!
We`re in the middle of the water! Help!
2 frogs posing as princes
How shamelessly conceited!
You`ll be remembered as zebras
The bitches from next door
Damn!
They have a lot of nerve
Writing this after what they did!
l`ll fix them if l see them again!
Looks like there`ll be more blind dates for me
Maybe not!
You`re going to Hong Kong tomorrow!
What for?
Manager Chen Pi Hou
is suspected of embezzlement
Check him out for me
Hawaii is not my turf
l`ll keep you busy in Hong Kong!
Are we going to a disco?
Yes, but not to dance
We go girl-shoppin`
What are you looking at, asshole?
Did you find any?
No!
Hi
Can`t even tell a man from a woman
Let alone someone nice
What type are you looking for?
Someone petite
Excuse me!
But not like this!
Someone ingenue
like Nakamori Akina
l found one!
But it`s for me, not you!
Help yourself!
Are you practicing yoga?
lf you sit like this for an hour
it`s likely to increase your sexual drive
Do you know
your sexuality index?
l have a formula
Weight times age divide by inches
That`s your sexuality index!
Let me help you
Age?
28
Weight?
167 lbs.
How many inches?
Speak up!
9.5 inches
You`re only 9.5 inches tall?
l`m asking how tall you are!
70 inches
66.8
ls that incredible?
See for yourself!
Below 20 : lnvincible
Below 30 : Magnificent
Below 40 : So-so
Below 50 : Shame on you!
Below 60 : Kill yourself!
Did you make it?
l won`t go home with her! And you?
Which one?
Don`t point! Act casual!
Make your move!
l don`t know how!
You won`t do it?
Where`s your wallet?
Why?
Give it to me!
Watch it!
ls this your wallet?
Yes! Thanks!
Go on!
You remind me of...
Nakamori Akina, the Japanese singer
Really? l have a similar name
What?
Nina
She belongs to me, Yu De Ren
You have a lot of nerve!
Don`t lay a hand on him!
Who are you?
How dare you take liberties with my girl?
You have guts!
Don`t get tough with me!
l may not take you on alone
But l have help from this big guy
We can out-muscle you!
l`m all looks and no substance!
Think you`ll outnumber me?
Only the winner has a right to speak!
l`m glad you feel that way
You taught me a lesson
Charge!
Kill him!
l learnt this from you
That`s really mean!
Fix him!
Split up!
Come back!
Why are they all after me?
Come back!
Stop!
Forget it!
Thanks!
lt`s you!
Someone chasing you?
l...
You must be with the triad
You`re not cut out for the triad
You`ll get killed
l...
You`re safe now, get out!
Miss!
You`re too nice for the triad
Get ajob!
Drive!
Wait!
Look at you! Dressed like that!
l borrowed a Rolls Royce
l thought you`ll dress up
l`m not posing as anyone
Your father is rich
This place is like a palace
You`re like a prince
They`ll take you for the delivery man
How come?
Take the freight elevator
l`m not the delivery man
l`m here to see Chan Pi Hou
Do you have an appointment?
No! l`ll make one now
Come back next month!
You...go upstairs to Chen Pi Hou
Tell him the boss`s son is here!
Tell him to come down! Quick!
Yes sir!
Talking to herjust now
l realized my English is quite good
We`re in this together for the money
And we have gained a lot
Not as much as you!
We know the old man`s son
is here to check the books
You know better than we do
We`ll go tojail if he finds anything
You`ll get the longest sentence
We must gang up against him
Excuse me, Mr. Chen
A Chen Li Pin is here to see you
Kitty, send him to my office
l`ll be with him shortly!
OK
Why are you here?
Someone is after you again?
No...
Guess what l`m doing here?
You`re applying for the chauffeur?
A few people came for the position
Chauffeur? No!
Don`t deny it!
lt`s better than being in the triad
l`m happy for you
Do l look like a chauffeur?
Not really
l can talk to the personnel manager
But he wants $2,000 for commission
$2,000?
Mr. Chen
Thanks!
Are you Mr. Chen Li Pin?
lt`s you!
That`s me!
Mr. Chen will see you in his office
Mr. Chen?
Follow me!
Wait!
Don`t sneeze!
You`re transmitting germs
l`m sick because of you!
He`s my friend
Please help him!
Him?
The going rate is 2 months` pay
You raised the rate?
What?
Take it or leave it
l have people waiting
We`ll take it
You start tomorrow
You won`t get paid till after 3 months
Such an extravagant place
Please have a seat!
lt`s our destiny
We were next door neighbors in Hawaii
Now we work in the same office
l`m Mr. Chen`s secretary
You want revenge?
You think l`m the bad guy?
Don`t think the worst of me
You don`t look like a good guy
Mr. Chen is here!
Fine
Welcome, Mr. Chen
Want a drink?
Would you like one?
You`re too much!
Too much?
Does he know about the embezzlement?
You know what you`ve done!
l don`t want to say it!
No!
No? Keep quiet
You`ll go tojail
Leave us, please
l`m not the only one
You`re kidding!
All the senior managers do it
What`s in it for them?
We`re usually very tight
We only do this as last resort
You`ll go tojail!
Please don`t!
l`ll make sure they apologize
Damn! l`ll be outnumbered!
Forget it!
Thanks!
Zip it up!
Next time find another last resort
Yes...
l`m going downstairs to look for a friend
Please...
ls he dumb or playing dumb?
A cold?
Sorry!
Does everyone take bribes?
That`s what the manager does!
The Boss doesn`t know!
Do a good job tomorrow!
Bye!
Thanks!
Where have you been?
l`ll explain later
You want me to take your place?
That`s stupid!
This is not a movie from the 30s
Don`t worry!
Chen Pi Hou mistook you for me
May thinks l`m a reformed hoodlum
What?
That Mr. Chang from personnel
is already taking bribes
let alone Chen Pi Hou
lt`s easier to check on them as the chauffeur
What if they find your picture?
l hate taking pictures
Except for my passport picture
the graduation photo was the only one
l`ve taken since l was 6
No!
Don`t worry!
l`m giving you a chance
to be a prince
You can get close to Kitty
Why not?
l have no money
l`ll give you $30,000 a month
With an unlimited credit line
You may drive any company car
l`ll be the prince and you`ll be the frog!
-Hello -May!
Be careful! You`ll scratch the car!
You don`t get paid for 3 months!
You can`t pay for the damages!
l`m the young boss` chauffeur
He`s my old friend
l didn`t even know it
The guy Kitty saw in Hawaii?
What a coincidence!
Don`t tell him about what goes on in personnel
l won`t
Work hard!
l know!
Bye!
l`ll call for help!
Sorry! Can`t control myself!
Neither can l! Sorry!
What`s going on?
Just a small argument!
l`ve learnt my lesson!
From now on
Your office will be mine
Your secretary will be mine
And same goes for your private toilet
What about me?
l`ve notified personnel
You can have 2 stalls in the ladies room
Mr. Chen
What is it?
l`ve arranged for you to meet with some senators
Wash your face first
Then show me around
Yes!
l`ll let you have a taste of super glue!
An eye for an eye!
Kitty!
From now on, you`ll work for Mr. Chen
He wants this office
What about you?
Sorry!
Where are you going?
l need to excuse myself
Or l should say, l need to poo poo
What a luxurious toilet!
Let me enjoy this!
The toilet seat is slippery
Must be some kind of lubricant
The senators are here, sir!
Send them up!
They`re here!
l`ll be right out!
What the heck?
Damn! What`s going on?
Where is Mr. Chen?
He`s in the toilet...
Who did this?
Are you alright?
l`m having a bit of a problem
Do you need glyceric acid?
Not that kind of problem!
You must meet with the senators
Please hurry!
l`d love to!
How are you?
Sorry to keep you waiting
Please be seated! l like to stand
Nice weather!
You...
Didn`t you tell them?
Tell them what?
l have nothing to hide!
l`m not ashamed
l`m born without a spine
A cripple
l rely on this metal frame
to help me stand
But l`m determined
l`m the chairman of the U.S. Spineless Association
l`m the high jump gold medallist
at the Paralympics
l fight hard
for the rights of the spineless
l`m proud of what l am
Excellent...!
We admire you, Mr. Chen
l hope you will dedicate yourself
to social services in Hong Kong
Certainly
Goodbye!
Work hard!
Great!
Try my best!
l didn`t know you`re spineless
Spineless my ass! Call an ambulance!
lt hurts!
Tore off the skin!
Don`t touch! lf l find out who did this
l`ll crush his skull
Sorry! That would be me!
What?
l put super glue on the toilet seat
l`m sorry!
l feel really bad
lt wasn`t intended for you
lt was meant for Chen Pi Hou
That`s alright!
Call me Lolanto
Lolanto
This isn`t the first time
Can you forgive me?
Of course! l don`t remember a thing!
Now l remember!
He really likes Kitty
l know
l really like...movies
Me too!
Let`s go see a movie!
He`s taking me to a movie!
Good!
He used to be chased around
But now he has turned a new leaf
l`m warning you
When they take you out
They want something back
We`ll go Dutch
No!
They`ll act like they do at a night club
Like an octopus
Be careful!
What should l do?
l`ll teach you a few tricks
First he`ll do a ``spread eagle``
You can leave him alone
But if he uses ``twin dragons``
You must counter with ``lady and the mirror``
What if he doesn`t use that
or the ``spread eagle``?
He`ll resort to ``dragon claw``
What shall l do?
You must be firm
And use ``double legs``
What if he doesn`t use ``dragon claw``?
Then you`re in big trouble
He`ll ``sail the 7 seas``
What can l do?
l have prepared
a special weapon
Wear this studded bra
And you`ll be safe
Here`s an alarm
Turn it on if he gets out of hand
He`ll jump sky high
Don`t let him take advantage of you!
lf everything fails
Come back and tell Grandma
l`ll fix him
Sit down
l`ll show you some tricks
l`ll be the girl
Most couples
would sit quietly at first
Then you stretch your arm
You`re doomed because you`re wide open
One more move and you`re dead!
What shall l do?
Now you`re the girl
l`ll show you
Sorry! Let me wipe it off!
Look! Here... there!
What about the back?
lsn`t this nice?
Sorry to bother you!
-Hi -Hi
You`re on time!
So are you!
Do you have the tickets?
No!
2 seats on the last row!
What?
2 seats on the last row!
What did you say?
2 seats on the last row!
l`ll get something to eat
2 ice cream cones
No cones! Cups only!
Cups?
Show the usher!
Over there!
That`s the make-out seat
Okay
That`s right! Sit down!
Why did you pick these seats?
Anything good over there?
No! Look at this pair!
They`ve been at it since they sat down!
What a show!
Really!
Yes!
Over there!
Look at them!
May!
lce cream
Why are you squeezing so long?
The ice cream!
You squeeze the ice cream?
Better if it`s soft
You`re so careless!
Let me...
What`s so sticky?
This pair takes the cake!
Not so hard! lt`ll break!
What shall l do?
Softly! Or else it won`t come out!
l can`t
l`ll take it off, you take your time!
Just cut if off!
There!
What are they doing?
Right!
Dragon claw!
What?
Nothing
He`s not using it!
Sail the 7 seas?
l have my weapon ready
Why is she wide open?
Should l listen to Lolanto?
Grab my chance!
No, l`m a gentleman
a highly educated person
l`m not a beast!
l had a good time!
l`m here!
l know!
Grandma, she`s back!
l wonder what he`s thinking
Does he want to kiss me?
Should l let him?
What comes next?
Does she want me to kiss her?
What`s taking so long!
Here`s the elevator!
Bye!
l forgot to say good night
Good night!
l`ve said good night and goodbye!
Sorry! My mistake!
Come here!
Show up when l need you
Now get lost!
Yes, Boss!
You`ve been waiting long?
l just got here! Get in!
Right!
This is Joseph!
This is Lolanto!
Hi
Joseph?
He just came back from the U.K.
He`s joining us for dinner
What would you like, sir?
Your best champagne
Yes!
l want chicken
What about you, Joseph?
How do you cook your duck?
Very spicy
l can`t eat that
l`ll have lamb
Yes, sir!
Steak for me, medium well!
Yes!
l`ll fix you!
Here`s your wine!
Let me do it!
l`ll make a fool out of you!
Too tight! Can`t open it!
Let me try!
lndeed! lt`ll just take a minute
Good thing l`m agile!
l`m so sorry!
Boss...
l`m here
What good will that do?
Do something to him!
l will
This is super spicy chili sauce
2 drops and he can`t speak
On the lamb-chop! Let me do it!
He won`t talk for 3 days!
And constipate for 2 weeks!
Good idea!
Your lamb-chop looks good! lf l may swap?
Alright!
Don`t eat that!
Lamb is smelly
But l don`t want chicken
l`ll take your steak!
And you take my lamb-chop
l...
Why are you not eating?
Nothing!
You`re upset that l took your steak?
No!
Then eat!
Go on!
l`ll eat!
Check please!
Let me!
This is no ordinary place
They don`t take just any credit card
You must pay with a gold card
$2,090, sir!
That`s cheap!
Sorry! We don`t accept this card!
This is a gold card!
lt`s not the color
We don`t accept this card
Get me the manger
l`m the manager
Get me your chairman!
Sir, this gentleman wants to see you!
Open an account for him
Yes!
Let`s go bowling!
Good idea!
l got it!
One more strike and you`ll score 300
You must!
OK!
l`m cursing you...
Look! He scored 300!
What`s the big deal!
Let`s see him do some stunts!
What kind of stunts?
This one weighs only 4 oz.
lf you can do what l do
l`ll shut up
Not bad!
lt`s nothing!
l didn`t know you`re so talented
Thank you!
lt`s nothing! Thanks!
l know you can do more
Just about 700 more!
Will you show me?
Yes!
Using this?
Why not?
They`re all the same!
Unless there`s something fishy with that one!
Use this one...
Go on!
Come on!
Do it again. l want to learn!
Use your head!
Using this...
You had a strike!
l must go to the toilet!
You`re incredible, Boss!
lncredible my ass!
That was a real bowling ball!
Now my foot is swollen!
No!
Of course!
l`ll have my brother beat him up
Alright!
Tell him what he looks like
They don`t care
l`ll tell them to look for the red vest
l have such shitty luck!
Again!
What happened to your shirt!
l tore it
Joseph, let him wear your vest
Why?
He tore his shirt
No problem!
No! That`s alright!
Put it on!
Don`t come near me if you won`t!
l will
Put it on!
Button it up!
There`s the red vest!
Wait!
Mr. Fang, take your call in the office
l`m so smart
they`ll never find me
You 3 stooges
A smart guy like me
Under the desk in the office
Wait till dawn
You`ll never find me
lsn`t that Lolanto?
Help!
What is it?
None of your business
Are you alright?
He can certainly fight!
He`s a kung fu expert
You should have told me...
What?
Nothing!
Thanks!
Bye!
l`ll go up first!
You live with him!
Yes!
Are you alright?
Not my heart!
l know l can`t compare with him
Maybe not
But he`s not as sneaky
No chili sauce and no henchmen!
l`m going
Lolanto
Do you want to know who he is?
Fine! He`s just my uncle!
What did you say?
He`s my Dad`s youngest brother
Really?
l knew it!
l was just playing along!
Go home and get some sleep!
Lolanto...
Walking down the street hand in hand
Shy and embarrassed
We wanted to have dim sum
But the line is too long
Enjoying the countryside
The beautiful view by the sea
Enjoying the local flavor
Except for the stinking shrimp paste
Swinging in the park
But the kids are a pain
They keep staring
l had to curse them
Where can we go?
A quiet place is rare
l see the frogs in the pond
They don`t have a care
l wish l can be like them
Enjoying the greenery by the pond
Hand in hand
l`d rather be a frog
We hug and we laugh
lf l were really a frog
l`d be happy and carefree
Sitting by the lotus
Talking our hearts out
l`ll sing to you every night
l have everything l want
We`ll be together forever
And have countless tadpoles
l`ll sing to you every night
l have everything l want
We`ll be together forever
And have countless tadpoles
Kitty is crazy about me
May is nice to me too
Really?
Don`t even think about it!
Li
Have dinner at my house tomorrow night
Why?
Don`t ask. Just be there!
Am l invited?
lt`ll be my pleasure
l`ve invited Kitty
l`ll be there for sure!
See you tomorrow night!
Bye!
What is it?
We`ll check the computer
Apr-21
You have to use your brain
and the computer
lt`s her birthday!
What should l give her?
That`s too easy!
Give her something she`ll never forget
You just have to pay for it
Mr. Chen
Our new PR manager Miss Yun Piao Piao
Welcome, Miss Yun
l`d appreciate your advice
You flatter me!
This is...
My chauffeur
Chauffeur?
Yes!
Mr. Chen
Will you show me around?
Let`s go that way!
Please go ahead
Public relations
l`d like to have a relationship with her!
Stop this nonsense!
Tell me what l`m getting her!
Listen...
The chauffeur looks suspicious
Really?
Haven`t you noticed?
He`s sitting on Chen Li Pin`s desk
Why would a chauffeur
sit on the chairman`s desk?
The file you gave me
doesn`t have a picture of him
He hates taking pictures
He only has a graduation picture
This guy is a good catch
Don`t miss out on it!
l`m here because
you don`t want him to know about your embezzlement
l`ll be fine if you marry him
Don`t worry!
No one slips through my fingers!
l`m counting on you!
Raymond?
lt`s Piao Piao
l need a photo of a
Stanford graduate from 4 years ago
His name is Chen Li Pin
Wait!
Thanks!
ls today your birthday?
Greeting from the Frog Prince
Happy birthday!
This woman is very capable
This guy is paying for
a birthday song every 3 minutes
How incredible!
Every 3 minutes?
She`s also on the front page of every paper!
This one!
This one too!
Excuse me!
Take these away! They`re not mine!
Are you May Yu?
Yes!
That`s right!
What`s with all these flowers?
You on the front page of every paper!
And this huge birthday card
Card?
Open it!
Frog Prince?
Miss May Yu?
Someone by the name Frog Prince
Bought you a car
Please sign for it downstairs!
For me?
Yes!
lt`s from the Frog Prince
lnsurance included
When did you meet him?
l didn`t!
This is crazy!
Who is Frog Prince?
What`s going on?
l`m going crazy!
Where are you going?
To wash my face! l must be dreaming!
Ah May
Happy birthday!
You knew?
Along with half the people in Hong Kong
But l only have one flower!
lt`s the thought that counts!
l won`t bother you anymore
Car wash... Bye!
Bye!
How can he not be Chen Li Pin?
This is his graduating picture
blown up 500 times
The chauffeur?
He`s the real Chen Li Pin
The imposter is his buddy, Lolanto
l`ll kill that bastard!
Don`t!
Chen Li Pin must have put him to it
We`ll play along
Why?
This is our chairman, Mr. Chen
You may call him Lolanto
This is Li
l know. He kissed me already
While waiting for May`s brother
let`s play mahjong
Yes!
l don`t know how!
Grandma loves to play
l have a gift for you
Just a little something
You don`t have any money!
Don`t worry! lt`s a fake.
Come on!
Let`s play 8 rounds
Coming!
l`ll help May in the kitchen
l`ll play
Hurry!
Come on!
Take it easy!
Sorry! l really don`t know how!
That must be De Ren
Honey, l`m home!
Where have you been? lt`s May`s birthday!
Her boyfriend and the Chairman are here
Chairman?
Quiet down!
l dropped a piece!
This is Li, May`s boyfriend
What?
Yu De Ren is her brother!
Yu De Ren?
Let me help you!
l have to use the toilet
Me too!
That`s the kitchen!
What`s wrong with them?
Going to the toilet together
They`re good friends
Still! There must be something wrong!
Mind your own business!
l`ll make the introductions
My husband, Yu De Ren
Mr. Chen and Li
How are you?
What now?
What`s going on?
l heard you`re a kung fu expert
l`ll tell your wife about the girl
Don`t!
My kung fu is so-so!
My father-in-law is my boss
You`re too kind!
We`re in this together
You can teach us
No problem
l need help with the crabs
Go on!
Let me...
You`re incredible!
He`s...
Samurai knife!
Asshole!
How dare you come after my sister!
Not me, it`s him!
Let`s discuss this!
You?
Mrs. Yu
What is it?
Nothing!
We want to become sworn brothers
Bring out the incense
My good brother
Yes, my good brother!
You hit it offjust like that?
There`s something fishy going on!
Let`s eat!
How did you make this?
Same as usual
Like this?
Grab the head and chop
Cut on the neck
And chop, chop, chop
That`s how everyone does it!
He said he likes the girl
What?
Nothing, he said the dishes are delicious
You go to the market every day
These are delicious!
l know the hawkers well
they save the best for me
Let`s eat!
Alright!
Don`t be shy... eat!
Have some more!
l heard some rumors
about De Ren and women
What women?
That`s what l hear
he doesn`t like women
And he doesn`t know any women
He hates women
He only loves his wife
He`s the perfect husband
lsn`t that right?
Yes...
Let`s eat!
You shouldn`t eat shrimp
Why not?
You`re the lnvincible Stud
l don`t think so
That`s right, l made a mistake
You`re the King of Herpes
l`m doomed
Bye!
Come again!
May, we`re leaving
Bye!
l don`t want you to see him again
Why?
Just don`t!
Why not?
What do you see in him?
What`s so good about him?
They`re hustlers
He`s not a chairman
How do you know?
l just do
They were picking up women at a disco
They even made a pass on my girl!
What? Your girl?
Never mind! l`m taking a shower
Come back here!
What are you doing here?
Miss Yun`s secretary is on leave
l`m filling in for her
Miss Yun wants to speak to me
l need to talk to you too!
l better go in
Miss Yu, please hold all my calls
Yes!
What is it?
l`ve checked your file
You have the same name as the Chairman
lt`s a coincidence
He`s your good friend
Old classmate
l also know one of your classmates
What is a Stanford graduate
doing here as a chauffeur?
You`re the real Chen Li Pin
Why did you pose as the chauffeur?
Please don`t tell May
l can`t condone this behavior
May Yu is an innocent girl
l don`t want her to get hurt
l love her
l`m sure you do
l had to go undercover
so that l can check the books
My Dad will be here in a week
Please help me!
You may go now
before word gets out!
What is it?
Nothing, Mr. Chairman!
l hate you!
Please listen!
What happened?
She heard everything...
Don`t open the door
What`s going on?
She said Li lied to her
What?
Did he lie to you?
Did he take advantage of you?
l`ll chop him up!
What did he do?
So he`s the real chairman
But posed as the chauffeur
lt`s true
The real chairman?
Yes!
l told you Lolanto is an imposter!
Brother Ren
Welcome, my brother!
l knew you`re destined for something big
Go after my sister
Don`t let me down!
l`ll do my best!
Come...
Here`s the key
Do call if you need me!
l`ll certainly help you
May!
Ah May!
Who let you in?
Get in
Your brother!
What happened?
He`s in the room
-Getting a beating -Oh, my god
Wake up!
Are you alright?
lt hurts!
Why didn`t you tell me?
The birthday presents...
Lolanto`s doing
Men always blame someone
Will you marry me?
l can make you happy
Lying will make me happy?
You`ll lead a comfortable life
lf it`s alright with your brother
l`ll give him 10 million to start a business
10 million!
l don`t want your money!
May!
l don`t want your brooch either!
lt`s expensive!
That`s a piranha
Are you alright?
l don`t want to see you again!
Sorry!
Sorry, l forgot to turn off the intercom
Forget it!
Are you angry at me?
Miss Yun...
Miss Yun!
Are you alright?
Don`t worry!
What can l do?
Can you take me home?
Thanks, Kai Zhi
Kai Zhi?
l`m a bit absent minded lately
Kai Zhi was my boyfriend; he passed away
You look a lot like him
You make me think he`s still alive
l`m sorry!
l didn`t mean to upset you
l better go now!
Yes, it`s better
That`s right!
l`m so scared, Kai Zhi!
l`m not Kai Zhi
l`m sorry!
Will you have a drink with me?
What kind of drink?
This is extracted from a Mexican plant
lt`ll feel like you`ve been hit on the head
And you`ll pass out
That`s ajoke!
But l feel like l`ve been hit on the head!
What are you doing?
Pretend he went to bed with you!
That`s too much blood!
What now?
Let me take care of it!
Where am l?
This blood...
Did l...
Miss Yun
Did l...
Say no more! l won`t blame you
Did you and me...
l have no regrets!
You got what Kai Zhi didn`t!
Don`t worry, l won`t hold you responsible
Did l really...
This is not the 50s
You don`t have to feel responsible
Just forget me
l can`t do that!
Kai Zhi
Damn! She fainted again!
What`s wrong with you?
l have only 3 months to live?
Terminal disease?
Leukemia
l was told to take it easy
Even if we get married, we don`t have a future
Don`t worry about tonight
How can l be so stupid?
l`m so stupid!
l will be accountable!
l`ll marry you
And let you live happily for 3 months
Where is he?
Please get me a cup of coffee, Kitty!
Yes, sir!
Thanks!
Smells good!
How does it taste?
Get me some water!
Right here!
Rinse!
l`m not washing my face!
Quit the act! l know the truth
You`re my friend no matter who you are
But l can`t stand a friend who lies
Kitty, please don`t go!
Please listen to me!
What`s with her?
You should tell me the secret is out
l`ll explain later
You can stop pretending
Let`s go in
Send Chen Pi Hou to my office
This is the Chairman
Chairman!
You knew!
Of course!
No... l just found out!
l want your resignation now
And return the 14 million you have embezzled
Or else l`ll call the cops
Piao Piao...
Sorry l can`t help you!
You have committed a crime
You ungrateful bitch!
l must tell you
We`re in on this to trick you
l knew you`d say that
because l exposed you
l`m prepared
for the worst from you
lf it makes you feel better
Go ahead and scream at me!
Don`t try to discredit her
l have evidence against you
See you in court if you don`t pay up in 3 days
You bitch!
You filthy bitch!
Thanks, Lolanto!
You can stay on as my assistant
For $30,000 a month
Your new girl?
l`ll explain later
You`re too much, pal
What about May?
l have my reasons
Say no more
l will never work for you
$40,000?
No!
$50,000
No!
$60,000 plus a Rolls Royce
The answer is still no!
$60,000 plus a Rolls Royce?
What`s wrong with me?
Mr. Yu!
How dare you come here?
Listen...
Mr. Yu
l`m upset enough
l can kill you
l`m here to help
Who needs your help?
You`re wrong!
l`ve done my homework
Yun Piao Piao is a con-artist
She`s a man-eater
Li is not her only victim
Serves him right!
She likes to play innocent
Her specialty is terminal disease
She must have duped Li
Really? We must expose her!
l`m gathering evidence
Li`s parents will be here in 2 days
She is hosting a welcoming party
She has her way with the old man
May must show her colors
l don`t have time for this nonsense!
Stop pretending!
l know you love him
Says who?
She`s afraid of losing to Yun Piao Piao
Who`s afraid of her?
Then fight her till the end!
You can get him back and still dump him
That`s so true!
He`s right!
Better you dump him than let him dump you!
That`s true!
We need a bit of planning
She can`t go like this
We`ll give her the ultimate makeover
Meeting you
is Li`s good fortune
You flatter me, Mom!
Mom?
We`ve decided to get married
He`s a bit antsy
lf you ask me, tomorrow is not soon enough
No, let`s wait till we go back to the U.S.
And we`ll have a proper banquet
Yes...
Excuse me
What are you thinking?
Where`s May?
Do you want to see her?
She`s coming alone
from the pier
The pier?
You look different
Nothing compared to your Miss Yun
l have my reason
lt`s a bit too late for that
Take me there!
Stop staring!
Who`s that girl?
l`ll check it out!
May l have this dance?
No!
lgnore them!
Can l buy you a drink?
No!
Will you introduce me?
No!
Yes, Dad!
Uncle!
Come here!
This is good!
Lolanto is very capable
They get prettier and prettier!
Yes!
Which one are you marrying?
Excuse me
May, you look gorgeous!
Li, we must not neglect our guests
May is in trouble
Watch me!
Congratulations, Miss Yun!
Thanks!
Kitty, you must congratulate Miss Yun!
Congratulations!
Make yourselves at home!
Don`t worry, we will!
See you later!
Bye!
Don`t forget you`re getting married
Give me another chance
Day after tomorrow morning at 11
Meet me where you got off the taxi
l`m getting married at 12!
Think it over!
You think he`ll be here?
At 70 miles an hour!
More than that!
He has grown!
That`s not him! They have abducted her!
After them!
Stop!
Li!
Where`s May?
She`s been taken!
The alarm from my wife!
Up there!
May!
How dare you kick me! Get in!
May!
You`re the kung fu expert! You`re up!
l agree
You have a lot of nerve
How dare you abduct my sister!
He`s strong!
So what?
Does he have muscles?
Sure do!
He`s bigger!
Yes!
That`s nothing!
What about tattoos?
Do you have any?
What about it?
l have!
l`ll call the cops
He won`t let me use the phone!
Charge!
Stop! Listen...
Bingo!
Come on!
Are you alright?
lt hurts!
You`ll be alright!
This is not necessary, we`re friends
Yun Piao Piao, you want one
Now we have 5
What`s the deal?
Boss, except for the one in the tuxedo
the rest is up to you
Good! Let`s play a game!
l`m giving you a chance
What chance?
We`ll play a game!
Game?
l have a few electric chairs
Listen
One of you will play a game of snooker
You`ll die if you lose
lf you win, you walk!
He`s crazy!
His name is Crazy Simon!
Don`t mess with him!
Cut the crap!
Put the broads in the chair
Pick a player among you
Allow me, l`m better at it
We should draw for it!
How can we draw?
l`ll count to 3
Either close your mouth or open it
Whoever is singled out will play
Begin...
1,2,3
Don`t worry, l`ll play with you
l`ll strap myself down
lf l lose, l`ll die
You! Play!
Strap one of them down!
No more chair, so l can get out of it
Right
When you`re in luck
you`ll be 1 chair short
Give him the electric needle!
Needle?
No!
Tell me, pal
Can you do this?
l`ll do my best
You better!
l have a question
What?
Which end do l use?
What?
Xiao Wang, you`re on!
The table has sensors
For every ball that gets in the pocket
The water will go up a notch
Whoever gets the black ball in
The opponent`s chair will be turned on
And your people will be set free
Understand?
You may start!
No!
lt`s in!
Shut up!
No!
What`s the matter with you, Fat Boy?
This is so easy
You`re just lucky
l can get it in with my big toe!
l dare you to hit me with it!
Your turn!
You`re up!
Me?
This is your last chance
You`ll win if you get the black ball
Come here!
Do your best!
l will!
ln...
Get in...
You lose, kid!
You can`t beat me!
Run!
Pull out the needle!
Run! Stay back!
Go!
Turn off the power!
Run! Hurry!
Stop!
Let`s see how far you can run!
Freeze!
Officer!
For the first time
l`m glad to see a cop!
Stop it!
You`re crazy!
Where`s Li and May?
That`s right!
l`m out of breath
l`m not!
You were accustomed to be chased!
What?
l`m still running
Hurry! They`re over there!
Li
Over there!
Are you alright?
Yes, we tied him up!
Brilliant!
Li
Why are you here, Dad?
l called the cops when you didn`t show!
The Police notified me
Come here!
l want to talk to you
You too, May!
l`ve decided
Yes?
l`ll marry May
lt`s your decision
Good, we`re leaving!
How!
Take a taxi!
No!
You got style, Dad!
Let`s go!
Kai Zhi!
Let me talk to her!
Piao Piao!
l know you want to go with her
Don`t mind me!
l have only 2 more months to live anyway
You should not marry a pitiful woman like me
Piao Piao
You have no reason to
give up your happiness for a dying woman
Go on!
Let me die alone!
l`ve made up my mind
l`ll take your advice
You`re leaving, Kai Zhi?
Find yourself another man
Bye!
Walking down the street hand in hand
Shy and embarrassed
We wanted to have dim sum
But the line is too long
Enjoying the countryside
The beautiful view by the sea
Enjoying the local flavor
Except for the stinking shrimp paste
Swinging in the park
But the kids are a pain
They keep staring
l had to curse them
Where can we go?
A quiet place is rare
l see the frogs in the pond
They don`t have a care
l wish l can be like them
Enjoying the greenery by the pond
Hand in hand!